A Guy Desperately in Search of ... a Caption

Let's see if all that Xmas good cheer has stimulated and enlarged ... our captioning skills.

A guy in the hand is worth ... ?

As you can see, I'm hopeless at this, so it's over to you ... ?

Early Martha Graham Choreography

Yesterday, I came across some extraordinary early C20 Eastman Kodak dance footage - the earliest extant record of Martha Graham's choreography, 'The Flute of Krishna' (1926).

Krishna, the god of love, plays a call to love on his flute and cavorts with three tantalising girls or Apsaras. However, he is finally won over by his fiancee, Radha.

The iconography of the choreography stems mostly from Hindu sculpture and C19 European Orientalism, but also takes other inspirations, such as classical sculpture - for example, 'The Three Graces' - though these compositions may have antecedents in Indian sculpture.

Though not appearing in this film, Graham appeared in the original dance ...

' ... clad in a heavy gold kimona, making patterns with her body against a screen of brilliant lacquer ... . Martha Graham presents a series of pictures that fire the imagination and make a hundred stories for every gesture. Shall we say her dances are motion pictures for the sophisticated'

'The Dance' magazine

In this footage Robert Ross is Krishna and Evelyn Sabin is Radha, with Thelma Biracree, Constance Finkel, Betty MacDonald as Apsaras. The music is a new traditional Indian music score, as the original by George Ruckert is lost.

This is obviously an other than Indian fabrication, but curiously Martha Graham's piece does not look the awkward pastiche that is often the result of such cross-cultural explorations.

News Flash Re- Uber Bottom Totalis

Just posted Jay being seriously 'done' - only to find the uploaded after W C Fields.

So after you've chuckled away with the great comic (or not as the case may be) you may wanna check the next item down!

All in the Timing

This morning, I was watching this little clip of W C Fields being 'interviewed' on set some time in the 1930s.

The interviewer makes almost all of the jokes and Fields mostly just reacts - with a noise or a few words. Often drawled out in his inimitable style - way beyond what you'd think was humanly possible.

And it suddenly occurred to me - with no little surprise - that I was roaring with laughter ... in response to the great comic!

The clip is hilarious at the end where Fields feigns awkwardness at being the seeming butt of all these jokes, with an abrupt ...

'Let's get on with the script ... I've gotta work'

Followed, in a perplexed and pondering tone, with ...

'You bring up the funniest things'

It's all in the timing!

Uber Bottom Totalis

An Uber Bottom Totalis deserves nothing less than a massive uber totalis post ... and of course I was unable to resist this impulse.






Partly it's Jay's thick neck, square jaw, clear clear clear complexion and rosy cheeks ...


... big broad shoulders ...




... and gag-proof dick (a real plus for me) ...





Power-packed furry thighs don't detract at all ...





For some strange reason, at this point I'm reminded of the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz ...




... and here is Munchkin Land ...




Reckon you can never munchkin too much, though this might be a matter of taste (LOL!) ...



I feel like I'm cumming in for some kind of landing now - not exactly a 747 but pretty jumbo nevertheless - in a good way ...






Seconds, anyone?




I honestly can't fathom how Jake waited so so long ...


... to fuck that uber of uber butts - the money he was being paid I guess!










But he makes up for the delay by doing every (and I mean absolutely every) fucking position ...








... almost to exhaustion ...








... and then beyond ...













Lucky Jay seems to have no desire to flip-flop ...






... and just sticks to what he does best ...












The cumming at the end seems almost an after-thought ...








... as does the second cumming (!) ...









Don't know about you, but I'm exhausted by the enormity of this post - totalis. Obsession has its price! Though before too much flagellation, I guess I should check its excessiveness with a big poster - like Greg ... ?

Sadly, though, not totalised by the enormity of Jay's dick :< - though as I said ... . This is a guard against protest! If you have any energy left, you might like to go to ...

gayup.com - jay and jake

... for the totally free easy-to-download-directly-from-the-site video - nearly 18 minutes of crystal clear hunky n steamy action for A Few Good Men.

Somehow I think the prospect will have a renewing effect!

When Cum Looks ... Well, Frankly, Like Mayonnaise

I guess you know those videos where the cum looks like a later add on. And not as though it came out of any kind of real dick - well, any that you've known. Wrong consistency and far too white and opaque.

Well this is one of those loads.

But here, as you actually see it spurt out of the guy's cock, you know it's not a props department concoction and application.

Of course, there's a lot of goings on before you get to that important moment, like the slow almost unwilling getting it out of the jeans ...






... and the shedding the jeans off and preliminary JO-ing ...



... with some momentary side-tracking, like licking pre-cum off sticky fingers, ...


... side-tracks that don't distract long from the more serious business of JO-ing ...








Inevitably, there's the appearance of the load ...






... which (like in any decent movie) is shown from a second angle ...






... and in closer-up ...




All put together ...

... a pretty hot package.

The only question left must be 'But does it taste like regular cum?'

PS Nice flowers on the table just behind the black couch, don't you think?